WARNING - I'mma bitch before I have my morning coffee! WARNING - I'm an elephant; I NEVER forget!WARNING - I'mma Philly girl; don't fuck with me!WARNING - I have brains and I'm not afraid to use them!WARNING - Don't make me put on my high heels and come down there; you'll be sorry!
Love, love, love them all!Note to self: Do Not Phuck With Anne Marie
Philly Girl, I've an elephant's memory, too. I forgive but I don't forget. "Fooled me once, shame on you. Fooled me twice, shame on me!" is engraved in the storage room of life's wisdom in my brain.
damn str8 (or gay)! I don't forgive OR forget. I was a doormat for many for the first 35 years of my life. now NOBODY walks their dirty feet all over me!
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Mine would say:I an a man who is gay, I am not just a gay man.
Warning: You are approaching a delightfully happy gay man?
Warning: I may appear sweet and nice. BUT don't trifle with me....or else.
Trifling = Trouble!
"You're not the boss of me." :)
My daughter's first full sentence! I can relate!
Oh I know mine would be "Warning. Jersey Girl so be sure I've had enough caffeine first before approaching".
Maybe you need a gauge that compares the amount of caffeine consumed to approach-ability! A cup of coffee sitting in front of me does not necessarily mean one should consider me suitable company for conversation.
"A cup of coffee sitting in front of me does not necessarily mean one should consider me suitable company for conversation" - my spouse learned THIS fact early on. especially when I first wake up.
loved the idea and loved your warning dear mine would not be the different ,god bless you
Good to hear that we are much the same. God bless you.
STOP barking at the damn squirrel!!! :-)
But what if the squirrel is teasing!!
Beware...Smiles but bites!
Teeth! So many options!
Comment Please but Play Nice!