April 20, 2016

Well, Hell!

You can build a fence out of wire or wood, steel or iron.

It can be four feet high or twelve feet tal.  It can reach the sky.

Signs, threatening trespassers with bodily harm or litigation, can be every six feet or every six inches.

Sooner or later, though, you are bound to leave the gate open.



  1. And if it has the Atlantic on one side and the Pacific on the other, couldn't you just swim or boat around the wall? As Homer Simpson would say: D'OH!

  2. Would the map be as thick as the U.S. or thin, like Panama!!!!


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