January 30, 2017

Comedy Monday



What a weekend! Chinese preparing for war. Washington state Governor tackling POTUS, an out-of-control madman pissing on the constitution, etc, etc, etc.

We deserve to lighten it up a bit today.

Do something to make yourself laugh. You must, it's by decree of the Queen.

I am going to write letters filled with puns to my grandchildren and glue the envelopes into my journal.  When I am long gone ( or pissing myself in a nursing home) they will be able to remember me with:

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!"


"Last night I was dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. My husband said I was Tolkien in my sleep!"



"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if the flew over the bay they would be bagels!"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog! Ah, it's a shitzu!"

"Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet!"

So, my friends, before we get back to the news and the fall of the American empire, what are you going to do to make yourself laugh today?




8 comments:

  1. Yeah, but you've got to admit, it's the least scariest groan you've had in 10 days!!!!

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  2. Fall of America sums things up precisely...

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  3. Shitzu, funny. Thanks for the groans and eye rolls. -Jenn

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  4. I needed a comedy break so, Thank you.
    Shitzu! i'll be using that one!

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